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爱情的机窍:如何表白(故事六则)

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爱情的机窍:如何表白(故事六则)


爱情的机窍:如何表白(故事六则)


这些故事可以揭示生活中的一些常见套路。籍此学会防范这些套路,而非使用它。


These stories can reveal some scam in life. Learn to guard against it, not use it.


爱情的机窍:如何表白(故事六则)


1、


外国朋友问:“中国有句话说:男人不爱坏,女人不爱。为什么呢?”


A foreign friend asked, "There is a Saying in China: women just want bastards. Why is that?"


某人说:“情感皆因冲突而生。比方你先请她吃饭,说你在暗恋一女子,请教她用什么方法表白更易被接受。当她陪你练完各种的情话后,再告诉她:暗恋对象正是她。此时她就会觉得:你很坏。”


Someone replied, "Conflict brings emotion. For example, if you invite her to dinner and say that you are secretly in love with a girl, ask her what way to express it is more acceptable. After she accompanies you to practice all kinds of love words, Then tell her that she is the girl you love. She would think, 'You're a bastards.'"


《渐醒艺术:入目无别人》


"How to wake up: Align the protagonists"


爱情的机窍:如何表白(故事六则)


2、


朋友问:“我想向暗恋的女子表白,却又担心:失败后很难回到普通朋友关系。怎办呢?”


A friend asked: "I want to confess my love to the girl I love secretly, but I'm afraid that if I fail, it will be difficult to return to normal friendship. What can I do?"


某人说:“你可以先邀她和你拍短视频,扮演银幕情侣。经过多次剧中表白后,再与她探讨:什么类型的男朋友最适合她。凡事保持层次递进,就不用担心失败。”


Someone replied, "You could start by asking her to be a film actor as your girlfriend. After many times of confession, and then discuss with her: what type of boyfriend is the most suitable for her. Keep things progressive step by step and you don't have to worry about failure."


《渐变艺术:四下皆是你》


"The art of gradual change: vertically align the costars"



爱情的机窍:如何表白(故事六则)


3、


朋友问:“我想向老板提议加薪,但又担心谈判失败后,今后更难相处。怎办呢?”


A friend asked, "I want to propose to my boss for a higher salary, but I'm afraid that if the negotiation fails, it will be more difficult for me to get along with him. What can I do?"


某人说:“你可以先为公司设计一些短视频剧本,既宣传企业文化和产品,也借脱口秀调侃公司的加薪问题。当公司内形成了讨论加薪的习惯后,你就不用担心开口有危险了。”


Someone replied, "You could start by designing short videos for your company that both promote the company's culture and products, and use a talk show to make fun of your low salary. When everyone gets use to talking about salary, you don't have to be afraid to put it on the line."


《时势艺术:众生皆草木》


"How to create a trend: everyone is costar"


爱情的机窍:如何表白(故事六则)


4、


朋友问:“我想编写一些教外国人学汉语的课程,如何创作才能更有意义呢?”


A friend asked, "I want to write a series of courses to teach foreigners Chinese. How can I make it more meaningful?"


某人说:“培训好比搞建筑Architecture :既要有艺术感Artistic,也能让人返见童心kid,既要分享出有用的技术Technology,亦能通达根本智慧Truth。四向平衡,就能普适大众。”


Someone replied: "Training is like Architecture: the process needs to be artistic and bring back the childhood (kids) memories, sharing useful Technology and rejoices in the Truth. Balanced in four dimensions, it's a micro universe."


《反转潮流:唯你是青山》


"How to change the trend: Dragon in the mountain"


爱情的机窍:如何表白(故事六则)


5、


朋友问:“我和男朋友拍拖多年了,两人已进入审美疲劳期。怎办呢?”


A friend asked, "My boyfriend and I have been in love for years. We've got aesthetic fatigue. What can I do?"


某人说:“善于将原本一步到位的事,分成多步来做,就能增加情趣。好比他打算请你吃拉面,而你建议先逛商场,逛饿了再吃才爽,这就能在平淡中发现新鲜。”


Someone replied, "If you are good at breaking things up into multiple steps, it increate interest. For example, if he invite you to eat ramen noodles, but you propose to go shopping first, because it's better to eat while hungry. This can find freshness in plain things."


《时间分解:岁月可回首》


"The wisdom of noodles: enlarge time length"


爱情的机窍:如何表白(故事六则)


6、


朋友问:“我女朋友做事很拖拉,每次出门化妆都要半个小时。我受不了啦!怎办呢?”


A friend asked, "My girlfriend is a procrastinator. It takes half an hour to makeup every time she goes out. I can't stand it! What can I do?"


某人说:“善于将原本多步的流程,合成一步来做,也能增加情趣。好比你在车上为她布置一个梳妆台,让她习惯在你开车时化妆,那么她的生活就逐渐离不开你了。”


Someone replied, "Being good at combining a multi-step process into one-step can also increase interest. If you set up a dresser for her in your car and get her used to putting on makeup while you drive, she will become inseparable from you."


《空间合并:深情共白头》


"The Art of Fragments: compress time length"


爱情的机窍:如何表白(故事六则)



每人都有能力(在很小的范围内)破坏时空系统,而将自己的部分灵魂释放到永恒国度(没有时间的维度)中,这也是禅定的核心技术(机枢)。


Each person has the ability (on a very small scale) to destroy the space-time system and release part of his soul into the eternal world (which has no dimension of time), which is the technique of meditation.


破坏的方法包括:反复使用「返回来」技术,重启时不按规则出牌,而迫使系统不断产生新结果(新平行世界),而最终令系统超负荷。


This can be done by repeatedly using the technique of go back, by act entirety during restarts, and by forcing the system to constantly produce new results (new parallel worlds), eventually overloading the system.


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